Turkey Bowls will be windy tomorrow.
Turkey Bowl is where you play touch football with family and/or friends, dads and moms included, until:
- someone pulls a hamstring or gets face-elbowed,
- Type A dad yells at Other Type A dad prompting a profanity exchange,
- once-a-child but now-a-teenager dominates the game and cannot be stopped,
- someone says “dinner is ready.”
Not expecting to get below freezing Friday morning, so hopefully shoppers encounter no freezing fog. High 60°.