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Crazy Ivans (Wattery Edition) *Pulls Out Dictionary*, 100° Heat Index Inbound (u knew it was coming eventually)

Crazy Ivan and Wattery are special phrases.

Crazy Ivan: a storm that moves from east to west, instead of the usual west to east. The full reference can be found by clicking here.

Wattery:

Neither of these are official terms, you won’t find them in the dictionary. We’ve coined these phrases over the years. We think they are cool. read more

The Wattery Keeps Rollin’

Typical middle of June day, the same can be said for Friday and Saturday. Wattery and hot. Sunday is a little different, we’ll touch on that later.

Refresher on the term “Wattery”. It’s complex but tell your friends and they’ll be sooo impressed. A four-sided pun? Who wouldn’t just be flabbergasted about your vast knowledge. read more