There’s no vaccination for watery eyes and uncontrollable sneezing. It’s pollen szn. This shirt says there’s a perfectly legit reason my eyes are bloodshot, do not side eye me. I have a box of Kleenex within reach, and I’m omw to the car wash.

Proceeds support the tracking of szn-relieving cold fronts. Shirt is soft, if you don’t love it the problem is you.

Sizes are true to fit S-4XL. Super Soft Cotton Poly Blend