A 2008 report in the British Medical Journal says a person loses 7% to 10% of their body heat through their head. Not half, that’s a lie. Get this hat and that fact will be drilled inside your warm head by our logo so you can impress your friends at parties. Water resistant, you can wear it during the 6.3” of snow we average but never seem to get. Big enough to cover your ears, but not so warm that you start to sweat. There’s a fuzzy thing at the top. You can cut it off if you want. Also this hat reminds you in the winter sometimes we get tornadoes.
Ships in a few weeks.