The DAM laughs at that 3″ to 6″ of snow nonsense on your app. The monsterfication of evaporative cooling, the Dry Air Monster devours your snow and sends you to work or school. Oh, you planned on a day off, sending the kids sledding, hot chocolate, and an unscheduled indoor wrestle session + nap? Sorry, the snow falling at 5,000 feet never made it to earth, the DAM ate it and sent you to work and your kids to school, he don’t care about cute gram photos of you in snow boots or carrots sticking out of snowmen or that 8 man raft you inflated with plans to convert it to a rocketsled. The DAM deprives your kids of childhood memories and must be stopped. We can’t defeat the DAM without first identifying him, so get a shirt to spread the word.

Also available in Grey. Shipping will take a few weeks.